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Archive of the microsoft.eu.org
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Some truly
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My Favourite
Card Game, Arse Hole
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A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed.
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Here are some various funnies I have collected over the times. More will be added as I get them...
Have you ever had a bad day? Don't take it out on someone you do know, Take it out on someone you DON'T know!!!
Or maybe you could just write a nice complaint letter. This Brittish fellow did, and now the whole world knows about NTL and their non-service...
Do you think you know nothing about computers? Take heart, there are definately people who are worse than you.
- And if you do have a Problem with your computer, there's a form for reporting it. English Deutsch
How a woman takes a shower vs. how a man does.
The LAPD vs. the FBI vs. the CIA
Ever been the victim of a carjacking? Well, sometimes mistakes do happen... Carjacking
Ever seen a bizarre or rediculous label or instruction? Here are a few...
How about some "intelligent" user manuals...
