Cool Penguin

These pages best viewed with a computer and monitor. (logo to come)

and SuSE Linux

Dust Puppy


Who am I

My CV and Lebenslauf

My Current Job

An Exam for you

The Bill Witch Project

Archive of the web site (external!)

Some truly bizarre laws

Assorted Funnies

My Favourite Card Game, Arse Hole

Personal Links

MP3 Links

Other Favourite Links of Mine

email me

A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed.

Here are some various funnies I have collected over the times.  More will be added as I get them...

Have you ever had a bad day?  Don't take it out on someone you do know, Take it out on someone you DON'T know!!!

Or maybe you could just write a nice complaint letter.  This Brittish fellow did, and now the whole world knows about NTL and their non-service...

Do you think you know nothing about computers?  Take heart, there are definately people who are worse than you.

And if you do have a Problem with your computer, there's a form for reporting it. English Deutsch

How a woman takes a shower vs. how a man does.

The LAPD vs. the FBI vs. the CIA

Ever been the victim of a carjacking?  Well, sometimes mistakes do happen... Carjacking

Ever seen a bizarre or rediculous label or instruction?  Here are a few...

How about some "intelligent" user manuals...

"One World, One Web, One Program" - Microsoft Promotional Ad
"Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Führer" - Adolf Hitler
  (One Nation, One Empire, One Leader)