Actual comments found on products/food stuffs!! (makes you wonder how they were thought of)

On a blanket from Taiwan:
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO

On a helmet-mounted mirror used by US cyclists:
REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU

On a Korean kitchen knife:
KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN

On an Indonesian packet of nuts:
OPEN PACKET AND EAT CONTENTS

On a pack of Sainsbury's (UK) salted peanuts:
WARNING: CONTAINS NUTS

On a Taiwanese shampoo:
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE

On a Marks and Spencer's (UK) bread and butter pudding:
WARNING: PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING

On the bottle-top of a flavoured milk drink:
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT

On an Aussie iron:
WARNING: NEVER IRON CLOTHES ON THE BODY.

On a New Zealand insect spray:
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

In an American guide to setting up a new computer:
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was on the INSIDE of the box.)

On Sears hair dryer:
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

On a bag of Fritos:
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.

On a bar of Dial soap:
DIRECTIONS: USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.

On some Swann frozen dinners:
SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
FITS ONE HEAD.

On Tesco's tiramisu dessert:
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (printed on bottom of the box)

On Boot's children's cough medicine:
DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.

On Nytol sleep aid:
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.

On a Japanese food processor:
NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.

On a child's Superman costume:
WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.

On a Swedish chain saw:
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.