Actual comments found on products/food stuffs!! (makes you wonder how they were thought of)
On a blanket from Taiwan:
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO
On a helmet-mounted mirror used by US cyclists:
REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU
On a Korean kitchen knife:
KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN
On an Indonesian packet of nuts:
OPEN PACKET AND EAT CONTENTS
On a pack of Sainsbury's (UK) salted peanuts:
WARNING: CONTAINS NUTS
On a Taiwanese shampoo:
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE
On a Marks and Spencer's (UK) bread and butter pudding:
WARNING: PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING
On the bottle-top of a flavoured milk drink:
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT
On an Aussie iron:
WARNING: NEVER IRON CLOTHES ON THE BODY.
On a New Zealand insect spray:
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
In an American guide to setting up a new computer:
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM
TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was
on the INSIDE of the box.)
On Sears hair dryer:
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.
On a bag of Fritos:
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
On a bar of Dial soap:
DIRECTIONS: USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.
On some Swann frozen dinners:
SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.
On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
FITS ONE HEAD.
On Tesco's tiramisu dessert:
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (printed on bottom of the box)
On Boot's children's cough medicine:
DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.
On Nytol sleep aid:
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
On a Japanese food processor:
NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.
On a child's Superman costume:
WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.
On a Swedish chain saw:
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.